• The Wine Bluffs

  • Date:

    Thursday 13th June
    8pm
  • PRICE:

    $44.00 - $49.00
  • LOCATION:

    Auditorium
  • RUNNING TIME:

    Approx 1 hr
  • TICKETS:

    Entertainment Centre
    Box Office: 1300 788 503
    Book Now
  • PACKAGES:

  • Category: Comedy
The Wine Bluffs Poster

Hey Boss presents

The Wine Bluffs

Shoalhaven Entertainment Centre 2019 Season

Ever wondered what wine goes best with Fairy Bread? Why hasn’t the ‘Champagne Spider’ caught on? These questions and many more will be inadequately answered by the self-styled sommeliers of comedy, Damian Callinan and Paul Calleja.

After intoxicating sold-out audiences across the country, The Wine Bluffs are here to do what they do best: bullsht about wine. Laying spurious claim to a reputation as renowned wine consultants, the duo, fresh from judging the *Fruit Wine Section at The Rockhampton Show, will take you through the cellar door experience with a comedic twist.

They’ll help you match wine to Chiko Rolls, translate over-written bottle blurbs and identify the biggest Wine Wanker in the room: if you have a wine fridge set on two temperatures… it’s probably you.

The union of Callinan (Melbourne Fringe Comedy winner and three-time Barry Award Nominee) and Calleja (stand up and writer on Before The Game and countless other TV shows) has everyone’s palate salivating as they prepare to uncork their latest vintage and let the comedy breathe.

MEET & GREET: join us after the show to meet Damian and Paul, and sample some delicious Crooked River Wines.

Cast Damian Callinan and Paul Calleja
Producer Hey Boss
Written by Damian Callinan and Paul Calleja
Tour Manager Zillah Morrow

PRICES

Member/Group 8+/U30: $44
Adult: $49
Conc: $46.50
Wine Snob Package: $45 (for 2 people, see Encore Dining section below for further information)

TRANSACTION FEES

Counter Sales: no transaction fee
Online Bookings: $2 per transaction
Telephone Bookings: $5.50 per transaction
Postage (if required): $5 per order

ENCORE DINING

Wine Snob Package for 2 - Add $45
Enjoy a bottle of wine and a platter of local cheeses, quince paste and crackers with a special someone or friend. Select Show & Wine Package when purchasing your tickets. Note: Single Members, Groups and Under 30s can only purchase the Wine Snob Package by calling the Box Office on 1300 788 503 or in person.

The Wine Snob Package will also be available to purchase on the night (unless sold out prior). Note: variety of wine can be selected on the night.

Encore Café & Bar
Our Encore Café & Bar will be open for drinks and snacks before the show and during interval. To view our All Day Menu click here. There will specials available on the night.

For further information please contact our Box Office on 1300 788 503.

RUNNING TIME (SUBJECT TO CHANGE)
Approximately 1 hr (no interval)

RECOMMENDED FOR
Ages 18+. Strong language and adult themes.

THE WINE BLUFFS’ WINE PARTNER
Thank you to our Wine Partner Crooked River Wines for supplying the delicious wine consumed by Damian and Paul on stage, the star in our Wine Snob Package and wine tasting event. You guys rock!

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Hey Boss
Creative Victoria
Regional Arts Victoria

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